Episode 50: The Phantom Menace

In celebration of a money making scam. Thirteen years later and the movie still is as crappy as the first time you have seen it. Even if Uncle George has made changes, it is still that bad. I think nothing can make this far worse than it already is...

Okay. I take it back. The only thing that can make this worse is to put an Ewok in the movie. Yeah, Ewoks.

A good Ewok is a dead Ewok. Yub, yub, Yeh Wermo.

Episode 49: Spaceworms

And hence we start the massive space exodus that everyone's been waiting for. Wonder which planet's going to be Coruscant? Stephen's got it right that we can't survive the overcrowding that's bound to happen soon on little 3rd rock from the Sun! 

Episode 48: A Charlie Brown Christmas

A very Merry Christmas, with a Happy New Year!

May everyone share in the dream of love and joy, harmony under the hegemony of one grand design, and...

World Peace. 

This strip is dedicated especially for you! Lovely!

Episode 47: Big Daddy

And its that time of the year, where everyone engages in raw mortal combat to beat the Xmas rush.

My condolences for those who are even now in the malls, picking out 2nd rated gifts at a discount, which everybody would give a 2nd look (because it is priced below your credit card limit) but would bemoan receiving.

For those who did complete their Xmas shopping sometime in July or August this year, simply because you made a summer getaway to places with great shopping and bought the lot, in bulk, for your family and friends, well...

~Pppiibbbbbttttttttxxx!!~

Episode 46: The Back up Plan

I realised the last few posts had been tributes, and well... its a tributary time of the year where we give thanks for everything. Also for the coming of the prophetical one. Now isn't that a god-given thought? 

Christmas is around the corner! So... a tribute... 

Episode 45: Spaceballs!

Its been a while since anybody heard from Mel Brooks.

In tradition true to him, a little tribute dedicated to the greatest space opera of all times.

I mean Starwars... And wonder how many of you get it.

Episode 44: The Great Escape

For those who are following, a little tribute to the original Starwars.

If you don't know what i'm talking about, either look it up on Wookiepedia or watch A New Hope all over again!

Cheers~

Episode 43: The Others

As Halloween comes across the planet, it takes the pumpkin cake to know that the friends, romans and barmen who greets you in your favourite frequents greets you and tell you that you look great as Willy Loman (from Death of a Salesman, for those who don't know).

Either the lifestyle has to go, or the drinking has to. So since Halloween happens only once a year, i guess the lifestyle gets thrown out of the window.

Happy Halloween everyone!

Episode 42: Lightning Strikes Twice

Chances are that we never did realise it had happened again till we look back in hindsight.

As with the different aspects of our daily life, i stubbed my last toe this morning and Britney came to mind. "Oops i did it again".

The year is coming to a close and here's a toast to all those times we drank too much, failed our diets, spent beyond our means, and stubbed our toe.

Episode 41: Addiction

And finally, as the latest release of the latest edition of the latest Star Wars collection comes around in the much hyped latest release of the latest set of Star Wars movies, we can be assured that this is not the end of the complete series.

Conspiracy theorist say this is released with the intention to keep us coming back for more. Perhaps Uncle George needs some pocket change after Madoff~

There's still the 3D edition, the Blu Ray 3D edition, and the ultimate Blu Ray 3D edition without 3D glasses edition. And the ultimate 3D touch and feel 55 inch TV that comes as an accessory!

Needless to say, we'll still buy it. Even if we're not going to tear the wrapper off, or open the box containing the countless intricately designed exclusives for this edition! Its Star Wars!

Episode 40: Fallen

And not a moment too soon!

Apologies for the delay in posting mate. Its been hard work getting my computer and its specs all working again! And no I didn't trip over any power couplings.

We're in for a surprise this month! Stay tuned!

Episode 39: Fargo

A peek at the actual machinations of the Millennium Falcon. While her cargo holds precious, she's admittedly a piece of junk that may not look like much, but got it where it counts.

Episode 38: Gone in 60 Seconds

And there we have it!

The boys are stuck in perpetuity, within the confines of a war movie.

Shows you the danger of pirates who take intellectual property without permission.

More so these legal pirates all in white. How exciting!

The boys are left out on a limb!

Will they suffer and lay frozen on ice?

Will they become the Ice people of Hoth?

Or will they let the Force guide them off this inane predicament?

Stay tuned to the next episode of:

Jay and the LOST Boys!

Episode 37: Couple's Retreat

We had a discussion before, my good friends and I, and realised that the Starwars series are full of innuendos, be it intentional or not.

If you're pure of mind and peace of heart, the ways of the force, stranger you are not, Jedi you may be.

Otherwise, if you're everything else. enjoy a laugh for this one. And perhaps some others along the way.

Episode 36: Frostbite

A little tidbit for Star Wars Fans,

who would recognise the more subtle elements of the strip~

Talk about cold jokes...

Episode 35: Rebel Without A Cause

For the sake of remembering how Science Fiction had changed since May, 30 years ago, this shall be a pseudo-horror take at what made special effects all possible.

Cheers.

Episode 34: The Thing

In appreciation of the debased lifestyle, the morbid thoughts, the rancid culture, the salty, greasy potato chips that both Science Fiction and Horror brings to Junkies.

Episode 33: The Forgotten

We tend to have friends who disappear for a...while.... And return after sometimes.

Do we really forget them? Or do we intentionally leave them out of our lives.

I'm sure some of us employ either, as a subtle reminder of everlasting friendship, and its flaws.

A precursor of things to come!

Episode 32: The Dilemma

With all certainty, the credit for this comic goes to a little friend i had a chat with not too long ago.

When the question was popped, there was mind numbing silence among the guys present.

Such philosophical question deserved much thought before a re-joiner.

Till now the thoughts are still ongoing...

If you know what Jay is talking about, any serious comments towards enlightenment will be welcomed.

Episode 31: Last Action Hero

Sorry folks!

Its been a while and brains have been wreaked!

But the juices still flow and our works shall still stay consistent to grant pleasure and joy, in this Easter celebrations!

Do note that despite the direction of this comic, our juices still flow from the top down.

Not bottom up.

Um... it still doesn't sound right...